My partner asked me to remind her to go home when she’s staying too late at the office–I instead have a panda tell her. They’re generally in reference to a recent conversation or in-joke.

The summer spring that Gears of War dominated both of our lives.

Sigh. Remember when this kind of shit was funny?

Some dream of skylights, some of dishwashers, and others of duplexes; we dream of three corgi butlers who will bring us whatever we need so that we don’t have to leave the bed.

Yeah, don’t ask.

The winter that Skyrim dominated both of our lives.

Again….the less you know…

The mosquito who tormented her in her office.

One week later with the mosquito still there.

My partner decided to learn to swim so Go Home Panda branched out to lend his support

The dog and the polar bear are occasional recurring characters.